And then Rob Bell had to go off and disappoint John Piper. And much like he used to do when we were kids, Piper displayed his disappointment by taking his ball and going home.
So mark your calendars, folks: I've got a special blog entry coming next Tuesday, March 8 at 10:00 a.m. central time to deal with Rob Bell so that John will stop texting me his complaints about Bell's new book every 30 minutes.
Bell will curse the day he was born for making me put up with this whining.
In the meantime, feel free to completely ignore 1 Corinthians 1:12-13 and pick up one of these T-shirts.