Thanks to reader "Maverick" for sending in the above photo.
So, you say you want to help Dear Old Don by messing with TEDS administration, having them chase rabbits and bump into dead ends? And you want to do all of that while looking ultra stylish and bettering your chances with the theologian lovin' ladies? Pick up your "I'm Not Fake Carson" T-Shirt today!
The first 25 people to stop by the "White Horse Inn" at TEDS between 11-12 on Monday morning will get their free shirt.*
*Offer not valid in Illinois, Vermont, Michigan, or the United States of America or any other nation in the world.